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jakemorph:

brucediana:

We have now entered the year when Bruce Wayne has retired as Batman.

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bruce wayne was batman??????????



hlywtr:

nojgli:

levelnine:

sometimes you’re so depressed and there’s only one person who can get you through it and his name is john mulaney

Did you mean Jensen Ackles?

i really didn’t



glumshoe:

thebibliosphere:

glumshoe:

Colorful and evocative language is the backbone of writing. Instead of “she had blue eyes”, write: “she possessed shimmering cerulean orbs that functioned as optical sensory receptors in hex #007ba7”.

One the one hand I hate it, on the other, there’s part of me that loves it and I hate that I love it.

You survived crucifix nail nipples. You can survive hex #007ba7 globular photon receptors no problem.



biggaybunny:

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that



softgirl:

Honestly how did he get away with so much for so long…



Anonymous asked:
So when a kid is laying on the floor in a shop screaming u get down to their level n say ohhh noooo darling don't do that pleaaaase that's naughty cmon get up be a good boy or girl. The kids gonna stop n get up lmao. U say if u don't get up right now I'm gonna give ya a whip on the arse..1...2...n I bet they'll get up.

nerdygirlnoodles:

enjoloras:

No. You remove your child from the scene (because children are often reacting to overstimulation such as the grocery store is too loud, the room is too bright, there’s people they don’t know around, they’ve been there too long etc) and go somewhere quiet. You then sit with them as they cry, reassuring them that you are present, and once they have stopped crying you offer comfort and ask if they know what it is that they were so upset about. Then you calmly talk to them so they - and you - can understand and fix the problem that was the root of the tantrum.

Bad example;
‘Why are you crying?’
‘I’m hungry’
‘Well we’re going home soon!’

Good example;
‘Do you know why you were crying?’
‘I’m hungry’
‘We’re at the grocery store to get food. We only have three more aisles to go. We can count them down together. Then we’ll go home and we can eat.’

Children don’t understand ‘soon’; even for adults, ‘soon’ is a relative term. children understand things like ‘three aisles. Two. One. Now we’re going home!’

Children need communication, understanding and teaching. Not beating, intimidating or belittling.

Get therapy.

THIS. IS. SO. IMPORTANT!!!!



tinymeatgang:

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bad-post-pikachu:

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Just incase y’all forgot, Autism $peaks is a garbage organization



ironmanstan:

bljnders:

ironmanstan:

so i was just on the tram standing all the way back and this 2m tall man with long blondish hair walks in and asks me something so i pause my music and he repeats ‘is this tram going downtown’ im like yeah lol hes like ‘oh thanks, im not from around here you know’ and i was like???? cause he spoke in my language and had a perfect local accent??? so anyways i said yeah sorry i didnt respond right away i have my headphones in and he smiled down on me and went ‘thats okay!’ and patted my head and went to take a seat so like. What the fuck did i encounter

Thor

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ambular-d:

jackhawksmoor:

sawsbuck:

“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“

oh my GOD

well shit

Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.



bando–grand-scamyon:

owldyke:

sometimes ppl make posts like ‘brown eyes? lovely!’ and ‘big noses? adorable!’ and ‘curly hair? gorgeous!’ and then they get a million comments and anons making it about themselves who have the uh opposite of those features and like. first of all i see what ur doing and it’s not a good look second of all make ur own post

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Ol I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me? headass



thyrell:

luxtempestas:

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i can see despair in his eyes and i cant even see his eyes



willow:

Ummmm I’m sensitive



putinyoudown:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

soandsuch:

war-lesbian:

good news everybody

In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.

*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*

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the cyberpunk dystopia is upon us and it fuckin sucks



hexglyphs:

my skin: *has a mild breakout*

my brain: you look like this

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